Brown Grass

I just put Dominic to bed. I'm wearing a tank top. He was hugging me. His had happened to be clinging to my armpit.

I felt his fingers wiggle.

He said, "Mom, what's that?

I answered, "Hair."

He said, "Hair!? In ARMPITS?!"

I said, "Yep, you should see Daddy's armpits."

He said, "Daddy doesn't have hair in his armpits."

I asked, "He doesn't?"

He lifted his hands up high and said, "No, he has really long grass. Brown grass!"

Now that's a description I've definitely never heard for armpit hair!